Hi. These are the questions I got from the Question-Meme Generator [link] :



1. What advice would you give Dr. Ivo Robotnik?

Work out more, you tub of lard!



2. Captain Jack Sparrow is actually a Disney princess in disguise, you know.

JAAAAAAAACK SPAAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOOW! Anyway... WHAT A TWIST!



3. What's your fondest memory of Einstein?

Either E=MC2 or "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former."



4. Who would win in a duel, Dr. Light or Dr. Ivo Robotnik? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?

Probably some kind of scientific or engineering competition. If they had to build robots either could win.



5. How did you meet the dark side?

Well, you see... I used to be a perfectly normal person. However, this guy who liked to stand around in the dark said "Join the dark side... we have cookies!" and then I learnt that evil tastes good. ( [link] )



6. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Luigi or Team Rocket?

Luigi, because he's less likely to backstab.



7. Do you trust Luigi?

Well, if he doesn't pull any of that cowardly stuff, then yeah, I guess.



8. Darth Vader is actually Dreamworks in disguise, you know.

That can't be true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!



9. What if you found out that Oleg Maddox was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Ilya Shevchenko?

I'd join them, because they made my favourite flight sim!



10. In a race between you, Papa Smurf and Team Rocket, who would win?

Depends what kind of race we're talking about here. If it was a foot race I think that Team Rocket might win, because I'm slow as a turtle. Air race? They'd be eating my dust.
Anything else? It might go any way.